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Fri, 30 Jun 2006
This is Mark, here.

Hello, there, Earthlings. I am count Zoolou from planet Cronkouw, and I am here to take over your homeplanet. JK! This is MZ's cousin Mark. I regret to inform you that MZ's computer crashed, and was sent to the fixers about a month ago. Sadly, it couldnt be fixed. He is getting a new one and may not get it for the next week or so. So, Happy Summer Holidays, everyone! and I wish you a safe summer, waiting in suspense for MZ. Yours sincerely, Mark Ingleton. PS. I have added a couple of new "Math" touches to this site till MZ comes back to his comp. (he refuses to go on any other computer except his). He HATES math. Well, frankly, so do I. But oh well. If you wanna find out about cross multiplying, division, and fractions, apply to markingletonfifteen@hotmail.com, or just ignore The Math boxes and click CrossMultiply to go on to a joke! Same With Fractions. They are stories and riddles, as Division is Home and HaHa, Mz is The Blog.
Posted 09:26

5 comments


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Um... Ok. But I REALLY need help with multiplying, dudes. Anyone out there who can help me? ANYONE????????????????????????????????????????????
Posted by Trisha


Again, ten secs later, I am here.
CROSS multiplying, that is.


Hey, Trisha
Hey Trisha, i can help you. Heres a start: 3/8 x 2/5. Now what? Well, you see if there is any way a 3 can divide into 5. Any common factor between them? Any UNcommon one? Nooooooooope. So, lets go the other way crossed. (Think of an x for multiplying.) Is there any way a 2 and an 8 can have a common factor??????? Yeeeeeeeeeees. What is one. Choose the lowest. 8? nope. 4? nopesy doodley. 2? Yeeeees. It can go into 8, what... 4 times. So change the eight into a 4. You should be at 3/4 x 2/5 by now. Now, how many times does our factor "2" go INTO the numerator 2? you know, the one on top of the 5. It goes in once, just 1 time. So change that 2 into a 1. NOW, you be at, 3/4 x 1/5 by now. Pretend that the 3 is on top of the four and the 1 on the top of the five. Maybe it would be best to write it down. Now, you should multiply normally. 3 x 1 is 3, so the numerator (The top number) of the answer would be 3.Now for 4 x 5. That is simple. 20. So, the denominator (the bottom number) of the answer is 20. There. Now your answer should be, 3/20. Understand now, Trisha person? And anyone else, it was never simple for me until I got taugh it to carfully by my teacher. ah well. Sincerely, Millya.
Posted by Millya


Thanks, Millya
Thanks for the info, Millya. It really actually helped. Our school doesnt let out till July 5th and today (I go to boarding school) I got 9/10 in the cross-multiplying remake quiz! The one I got wrong was 34/76 x 76/56. You werent allowed to use a calcualtor. Not that I would have done!!!) hey, could you, like, you know, be my internet chatperson? Not on this joke blog, but you know...? Have you got MZs toolbar? it has a ticker on it, so that would be good. Well know stuff from the ticker. Sincerely, Trisha.
Posted by Trisha


yer welcome
your welcome, Trisha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and maybe to all your other quezzies. Hey, if you were at boarding school 2day, why are you here now? Today Sat, right? And I was just looking up jokes on this site and And I went to the blog, asking at quezzie for MZ or mark the alien, and suddenly I find four comments! one just practically popped up! from, Millya
Posted by Millya


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